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Spiceworld Review.

33 ViewsIntro: So tell me what you want what you really really want, I’ll tell you what I want what I really really want, so tell me what you want what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, Really really

Kazaam Review.

32 ViewsIntro: Oh poor poor Shaq, you tried so hard to expand your media influence, and they all fail horribly. You tried to start a rap career, and I doubt a lot of you guys even know he made an album, you tried to have

Gremlins 2 Review!

33 ViewsIntro: Right, well, Ghostbusters 2016 was quite the shit show of a movie, so today we’re going to need to even things out with an actually good film. Now first, why aren’t we doing the first movie? Simple, ya gotta save that for the

Ghost Busters (2016) review.

32 Views Intro: Look guys, I’m gonna be real, when setting out with the poll and all that I was hoping that, whatever movie you picked, we could get the whole review crew together and have a good time riffing on a piece of shit

The Pit Review.

47 Views Intro: If you guys were at the movie night a few nights ago, you may have seen the website where we found the found all three neil breen films, movietorture.com. While setting up, I started noticing a whole bunch of wonderfully awful movies,

Passport to paris review.

473 Views Intro: So, you may be wondering, why this film of all films? Well I’ll tell you, you see recently I found out that a member on the review crew, pirateseatcarrots, aka man thing aka shithole reporter, has an intense hate for the olsen

Postal review.

63 Views Intro: Well, it was only a matter of time before we got to this guy. Ladies and gentlemen in case you were unaware this film was made by the worst guy from Germany. Yes even worse than Hitler, because at least Hitler didn’t

Nessie and me review!

83 Views Intro: Happy fathers day everybody! I know this might not seem like a good movie to do on father’s day, but holy shit folks this film certainly is something else. It was made by the company Vision films, a company that focuses on

Chernobyl Diaries review.

57 Views Intro: Alright listen, I’m just gonna come right on out and tell you guys, I did not like this film. Not only does it have a stupid plot, bland characters, and terrible pacing, but it also ruined my plans for this month of

Apollo 18 review.

50 Views Intro: Well, as a pleasant surprise I actually found myself enjoying last weeks movie! However as the review gods demanded, I must balance out this enjoyment with anger, and I have just the movie for it. Apollo 18, released in 2011 was part

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